viothesniper replied to your post: HOW’S LIFE AS A GIANT FLYING PENIS
He’s got you beat, Rayquaza. He’s got three heads.That depends really. Do you want to settle for three tiny little shrimp dicks, or would you rather have one enourmous godcock!
(( This conversation is the greatest~ Rayquaza would you mind if I drew you? *fanart* ))
((by all means feel free))
viothesniper replied to your post: HOW’S LIFE AS A GIANT FLYING PENIS
He’s got you beat, Rayquaza. He’s got three heads.
That depends really. Do you want to settle for three tiny little shrimp dicks, or would you rather have one enourmous godcock!
They’re fucking gums!
… Or maybe they are lips?
Shit I don’t even know…
Either way, how could I possibly make these gorgeous gumlips of mine look any more kissable than they already are?
That’s like, trying to paint gold gold, to make it more gold.
It’s fucking dumb.
- Sex Questions
- Magic Anons
- Love/Hate
- Fuck Kill Marry (Cuddle)
- Would you rather…
- Anything you want!
((okay fine. Why not))
((OOC: I am okay with this.))
YES. DO THIS, ANONS.
Kinda scared, but let’s do this~
((I’m up for this, Sammy is off limits, though. She’s too young. e.e))
Do it fuckers.
For the longest time I didn’t know Rayquaza had arms.
When I saw them I flipped out.
Damn right I have arms!
Bitches!
Gods can be beat. No mortal nor immortal is impossible to beat.
Groudon Eruptin’? Use Ice Punch. Kyogre Spoutin’? Use ThunderPunch. Rayquaza Outraging? Use Rock Slide.
Reshiram Flarin’? Zekrom Boltin’? Kyurem Freezin’? Use Earthquake.
I have more than that, too. Ask away, and I’ll expose your weakness, too. But I won’t be so brief.
Lucario talking smak? Use V-create.
Hey Victini…
Eer… Sure. I guess it’s kind of like tag… If you replace all the running around with heavy drinking.
